VMF Tech Talks

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đź§  About me

Hi, I’m Vinicius M. Ferraz — a passionate creator who wears many hats. I’m a programmer by trade, a writer by heart, and a music composer when inspiration strikes. I’ve always been driven by curiosity and the desire to turn ideas into something real, whether that’s a line of code, a song, or a story.

Our future goodies?

🛡️ “Real Viking Coder” Hoodie

Forge code by day, raise your horn by night.

Step into the hoodie of legends — made for the modern warrior who trades battleaxes for IDEs, and still drinks hydromel like it’s Valhalla Friday.

Whether you’re refactoring microservices or launching an API raid, this ultra-comfy hoodie will keep you warm through long code nights and cold Git merges. Designed with our exclusive “\m/ + Viking Helm” mark, it signals your allegiance to Tech. Metal. Honor.

⚔️ Features:

  • Heavyweight fabric for the long winters (or cold office AC)
  • Premium print of the Viking Rock Hand design
  • Feels like a bear hug from Odin himself
  • Pairs perfectly with black coffee or hydromel 🍯🍺

“I don’t just code. I conquer.” — You, probably.

🛒 Order now and wear it like armor. You’re not just a dev — you’re a real Viking programmer.

🍵 “Hydrate Like a Viking” Mug

Coffee. Water. Hydromel. Choose your fuel.

For those who battle bugs by morning and debug while sipping golden mead at night — this mug is your sacred chalice. Whether you’re starting your day with black coffee or ending it with sweet honey brew, the “\m/ + Viking Helm” insignia reminds you: you’re not just sipping — you’re summoning your inner coder berserker.

🍯 Mug Specs:

  • 325ml of pure Viking potential
  • Ceramic strong enough for war and dishwashers
  • Works with coffee, water, or your favorite mead
  • Printed with bold, battle-ready graphic art

đź§  Pro Tip:

Use it during meetings. It’s scientifically proven* to increase courage by 42%.
*Citation needed.

“Refill the tank. Release the code.” — Ancient Dev Scrolls, circa 1994

🛒 Grab yours now — before Odin drinks them all.

🛡️ “The Code Shield” Mouse Pad

Every hero needs a shield — yours just happens to track at 1600 DPI.

This isn’t just a mouse pad — it’s your battle-ready surface, forged in the fires of late-night deployments and long sprint retros. With a smooth glide and anti-slip grip, it deflects wrist strain like a proper Viking shield and stands firm through every clash with chaos-driven deadlines.

Adorned with the “\m/ hand in helmet” crest, it marks your desk as sacred ground — the arena where bugs are slain and legends are born.

đź§± Features:

  • Anti-slip backing to stand strong during critical strikes
  • Smooth tracking surface (optical and laser mouse approved)
  • Soft-touch comfort for long raids at the keyboard
  • Branded with the tech-warrior sigil — no basic gear here

“A true warrior doesn’t click. He commands.”

🛒 Equip your battle station now — and let every scroll, click, and drag echo with purpose.

What people are saying

“Superb product and customer service!”

Jo Mulligan
Atlanta, GA
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Pricing

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🛡️ “Real Viking Coder” Hoodie

$ 44.60 â€“ $ 53.18

  • Fabric: Scuba(95% polyester and 5% spandex)
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 230 g/m².
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

🍵 “Hydrate Like a Viking” Mug

$ 24.74

  • This stainless steel mug will keep drinks at the right temperature for hours on the go.
  • Made of 100% stainless steel.
  • Capacity is 20oz.
  • When the cup is filled with hot water, the steam may lift the cup lid, which is not a quality problem.
  • Durable and resistant to rust, staining and corrosion
  • The plastic lid prevents liquid from spilling

🛡️ “The Code Shield” Mouse Pad

$ 27.04

  • Made of Rubber and cloth
  • Custom area is Single-sided printing.For custom areas please refer to yoycol mockup generator for details.